The Idaho bill’s House sponsor, state Rep. Brent Crane, R-Nampa, told legislators that the “hand of the Almighty” was at work. “His ways are higher than our ways,” Crane said. “He has the ability to take difficult, tragic, horrific circumstances and then turn them into wonderful examples.”
Right, because rape is certainly the “higher way.”
Yes, because everything happens for a goddamn reason. What kind of god causes these tragic horrific acts of incest and rape? Yeah, there’s something very fucked up here. Actually, a lot of things are fucked up here. Seriously, separation of church and state here! Sepa-fucking-ration!
“The bill does more than compel sexual assault victims to carry pregnancies to term, it makes it a felony to perform such an abortion and allows spouses and relatives to file legal injunctions against physicians who break the ban. “
Chorus: See you tryin’ to take the rights From the sisters I love And I’m like, forget you I guess the rape redefinition Wasn’t enough And I’m like, forget you And your dumb laws too Said if I was richer I could bribe ‘ya Huh! Ain’t that some shhhh! And now there’s pain in my womb From this impending doom I’m like, forget you
Verse 1: I’m sorry I was born with ovaries But that don’t mean I can’t make a choice Guess they’re all rich men And we’re all paltry Gotta let ‘em know We have a voice
I pity the fool Who wants to vote for you (You’re a gold digger) Well (Just thought you should know) Ooooohooooo I got some news for you We’re not gonna take this BS no more
Verse 2: I know You had to borrow From China for the economy While spending trillions On the wars Killing other people’s babies.
I pity the fool Who wants to vote for you (You’re a gold digger) Well… (Just thought you should know) Oooohooooo I got some news for you Oohhh I really hate your ass right now
Bridge: Now crazy, crazy, rich men Why you wanna wanna hurt us so bad? (So bad, so bad, so bad) Don’t force us to be mamas Cuz you never force the boys To be dads (the dads, the dads, the dads)
And I was like, Uh! Why? Uh! Why? Uh Why??? Rich man I hate you! I still hate you! Ohhhhh
Holy cow this is amazing. Everyone listen to this!