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An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

They make anal toys for a reason. That reason being: so you don’t have to explain to a doctor why you got Buzz Lightyear (and any other toy, food product, etc) stuck in your ass.

Oh my god I’m crying.

i don’t think this is the “beyond” part to which buzz was referring

hmp. 

(Source: nzafro)

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