Now that’s cooperation. (via )

Mons Lavabo Sinks: Monstrously Eco-Friendly - Mons Lavabo - Gizmodo

When a child begins washing their hands, the sink calmly advises them to, “HURRY UP YOU LITTLE FUCKER OR I WILL BITE YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF AND CHEW YOUR BONES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! YOUR LITTLE ARMS WILL BLEED ALL OVER THE PLACE, SPILLING OUT MY MOUTH AND ONTO THE FLOOR. YOUR DEATH WILL COME SLOWLY AS YOUR PERCEPTION PAINFULLY FADES TO GREY AND THEN BLACK—BY THE WAY, YOU WON’T BE GOING TO HEAVEN BECAUSE THERE’S NO GOD, SO YOUR BODY WILL JUST ROT IN THE GROUND AS EXISTENCE AS YOU KNOW IT CEASES FOR AN ETERNITY YOU’LL NEVER SEE. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHAT DAD WILL SAY WHEN HE SEES THE MESS YOU MADE! WHAT A FUCK UP! NO WONDER YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING A DIVORCE! WHAT? THEY DIDN’T TELL YOU? WELL STOP YOUR GODDAMN CRYING ABOUT IT, TEARS ARE A WASTE OF PRECIOUS WATER!”

just kidding. it uses an IR sensor

thedailywhat:

Happysad.

Dom Joly’s Blatant Camera Show from Dom Joly, dawsonbros, and Al_Campbell - Video

good advice. been spending too much time studying in the library anyways.

Life Instructions. Sounds good to me.

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Old old song, and I recall posting this a while back on another (now defunct) blog. Still, its a fun video! and then it gets ridiculous. but fun overall

Shit Disco - OK on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

unglaublich.

Pandoras box on Vimeo (via Vimeo)